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The data is in - Your website sucks!

Oct 4, 2022

I ran 5241 popular Danish webshops through PageSpeed Insights to finally put my low opinion of them to the test. Are they objectively as bad as I’ve suspected? The title above may spoil the result. Read on anyway!

Black and white pencil drawing, an elephant is straddling a race car, its stomach resting on the roof. The race car is slightly crushed.

How I lazy load pixel perfect images on every device

Sep 14, 2022

I’m a pixel-pincher. You know, like a penny-pincher but with pixels? Anyway, I hate sending along pixels that don’t end up on the screen. It’s wasteful and I don’t like it! In this blog post I detail how I load perfectly sized images using a tiny bit of javascript and an image CDN. Full code included!

The end of a very short road

Remember, it’s a journey, not a race. And maybe the real treasure was the time you didn’t waste along the way?

The site will be a little light on content while I work on organizing and documenting all my past shenanigans. Stay tuned!